Sit, children and I shall spin you a yarn. Once upon a time, the Navy gymnastics team (Navy Butts) stayed at a hotel. A hotel that in fact, Christine (im-the-tin-dog) and I were also staying in. You see, we were not merely in the same hotel as these so called “Navy Butts”, but in the same hall. There were four rooms in this hall, three of which were full of Navy Butts, and we were in the fourth room. We spent every night in that hotel in the hall waiting for these gorgeous albeit tiny Navy Butts to leave their rooms so that we could stare at them. Then we walked past and saw a Navy Butt butt through the window. FAST FORWARD TO THE 2012 OLYMPICS. Christine and I were thrilled to find that one of our beloved Navy Butts was on the USA Olympic Gymnastic Team!!!!! He’s an OLYMPIC BUTT now!!! We peered into the hotel room of an Olympic Butt. The moral of this story is that we’re creepy, but we’re also really proud of the Olympic Butt that we slept next to for a few days. We’re practically Olympic Butts ourselves.
THE END WE LOVE YOU NAVY BUTTS AND OLYMPIC BUTT.