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So this is a blog? Interesting.
To whomever it may concern, welcome to my little corner of the internet. Whoo! Or blog or whatever. Whatever floats your boat I guess. This is where I will write things, and post stuff about my life for all of you little stalkers to observe. Enjoy, bon appetite, etc.
Hey, you! Ask me things here.
12PM
vuuk:
“We GO to Yodenheim. We kill the frost Giants, we TAKE their gold and THEN we go back to Asgard.”
12PM
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
9AM
i made a calming manatee because they are my new favorite thing
(via noodlified)
May312012
(Source: lovequotesrus, via abetterinsult)
3PM
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via robertlikescats)
May282012
Anonymous asked: POOP YOU MISERABLE REPTILIAN DINGUS
I WILL NOT POOP, MAN-WITH-PONYTAIL “GANG-VIOLENCE” COSMIC-DIRTY
Also I’m really sorry I have to answer this publicly but I’m on my phone so sorry guys
8PM
Pick up lines that will always* work:
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
*never
May242012
And then I actually did well this semester? What?
May232012
Costco Things
- Old Man 1: How's your hearing today?
- Old Man 2: What?
6AM
Gatsby? What Gatsby?
(Source: robbstarksscrunchyface, via notgroovy)
6AM
The Great Gatsby movie.
I’m actually REALLY excited for this.
May222012
(via abetterinsult)
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